Green: Mommy, did you know that Obama is just like Martin Luther King?
Me: Uh....What?
Green: He loves Martin Luther King! (Green then bursts into a rendition of the Martin Luther King song he learned in kindergarten: Martin Luther King/You make my spirit sing/You mean so much to me/'Cause you taught us how to be free...)
Blue: Well, there's one thing that's a problem about Barack Obama. He likes chili, and I can't vote for anyone who likes chili.
Green: But the other guy likes Ronald McDonald. Mommy says that McDonalds food isn't good for us.**
Me: McCain has been talking about Ronald McDonald? The clown?
Green: It's true! He likes Ronald McDonald, and he enjoys fishing like Grandpa.
Me: Boys, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Green: We discussed politics in school today. That's how we're going to become good citizens.
Blue: That's right. If you're going to vote, Mommy, you'd better learn about the issues.
**Aha! It's Ronald REAGAN! Not Ronald McDonald!
